NelsonN
08-17-2004, 07:25 PM
A study of anal sex by the Nutty Professor has come to the conclusion that anal sex is the cause of a lot of women issues.
Anal sex makes you unhappy and unproductive at work. :cussing:
One being the tendency to go to the bathroom to take dumps more often. Hence, slowing of productive hours. :( It is said that semen juices from the male sexual organ hang around the anal hole and create all sorts of hell during the day after taking a hard long juiced up cock up the ass. From itching to tingling sensations and the feeling of a stretching anal hole, which depend on the size of the cock and the length of sexual anal intercourse.
"A condom during anal sex is said to alleviate the symptoms," states the Nutty Professor.
:nervous A secondary effect is that perpetrated on the men, as they go thru the day wondering what they were doing fucking the wrong hole. Sometimes they are left wondering... "what's that a transvestite at my place last night?" :disgust
Anal sex makes you unhappy and unproductive at work. :cussing:
One being the tendency to go to the bathroom to take dumps more often. Hence, slowing of productive hours. :( It is said that semen juices from the male sexual organ hang around the anal hole and create all sorts of hell during the day after taking a hard long juiced up cock up the ass. From itching to tingling sensations and the feeling of a stretching anal hole, which depend on the size of the cock and the length of sexual anal intercourse.
"A condom during anal sex is said to alleviate the symptoms," states the Nutty Professor.
:nervous A secondary effect is that perpetrated on the men, as they go thru the day wondering what they were doing fucking the wrong hole. Sometimes they are left wondering... "what's that a transvestite at my place last night?" :disgust